Lanpart3 2012/2013

Dear Nerds en Übernerds,

HAIL to the demonic sages of nerdist knowledge, H.E.H. Killertofu & Cpt. Erikson!

We summon you, mere fodder for cannons and dogs, to gather on Killertofu’s training grounds to participate in an eternal tournament between the forces of bad and worse.

A tournament by way of the computing device, which in his eternal wisdom H.E.H. Killertofu ordained to hence forth be named: LANPART3

Leave hope behind, release your mortal coil and join in the onslaught of men. Say nay! to your day job masters and bow down at the altar of debauchery and savagery… for the reign of the Undead has begun.

The training grounds are located at the Bxxxxxxxstraat x in Mxxxxxxxxt.

You may use your magical mobile communication device with the following combination of numbers to gather more information on location and arrangements: +xxxxxxxxxxxx

You will need to come packed and ready, here follows a list of necessities:

-          Your computing devices, windows based

-          Maybe an odd switch, but definitely network cable (or wifi)

-          Sleeping equipment

-          Fresh underwear

-          Something to camouflage bad odors

-          Beer & booze & other kinds of fluid refreshments

-          Stuff to eat (I won’t be able to cater all your wishes in these areas, so personal initiative is highly appreciated)

-          Stuff to smoke

-          One holy artifact of Undead origin (or Überdead, depending on your allegiance)

-          A personal mug, beaker, chalice or goblet to take in holy potables (and to leave me with less dishes to wash)

Stuff you can do at home:

-          Download & install Gameranger

-          Download & install Daemon Tools (or alternative iso-mounting software)

-          Download & install 7zip (or winrar)

-          Disable your firewalls… properly

-          Make sure that your machine is high on storage space

-          Back up important personal files

-          Storage devices filled with maps/cracks/games/etc. you would like to play

Attached you’ll find the following:

-          1 superduper trailer, made by Cpt. Erikson, in honor of our upcoming tournament

-          1 cool desktop background (1080p) exclusively made for our upcoming tournament

-          1 long list of games one could think of while searching maps and so on, and to get a general idea of possible games

Cheers of elation and awe at the lucid prophecies and profound wisdom of your evil masters of war!

I can’t wait to meet you all in battle, my dear brethren,

I’ll see you at our temple

Killertofu